10 tips on doing nothing at work

It's not that Blogma advocates or anything, honest. We just want to help our readers keep their bosses and co-workers on their toes.

With that in mind, we offer these 10 tips on how to get away with doing nothing at work. The pointers are apparently meant as satire, but we think they could be pretty effective--if we were so inclined to try them, which of course would be wrong.