The place -- a dark bar, somewhere in Waterloo, Ontario. A somewhat dejected downs its fifth drink (a BlackBerry Schnapps, naturally) and glances across the bar. A chubby starts giving it the eye. It too was intended to be a consumer model, but its rather thick and plain design meant it never pulled at the bar too early. A drunken haze, a hotel room and not quite nine months later, and we have the BlackBerry 8300, AKA the BlackBerry Curve.
OK, well, that's probably not how it happened exactly, but it's a damn sight more interesting than a bunch of R&D documents, a marketing schema, or for that matter the incredibly annoying background music that permeates RIM's BlackBerry Curve website. And it's also an apt way to outline the Curve's basic design. It shares the "Pearl" trackball of both units, but has a full QWERTY keyboard, a la the 8800. Its physical dimensions (107 by 60 by 15.5mm) mean that the keyboard is marginally smaller than that of the 8800. The rear of the Curve sports a 2-megapixel camera and the seemingly requisite tiny mirror for the purposes of self portraiture.
First, the good news. The Curve is a quad-band GSM phone (800/850/1800/1900MHz), meaning you could take it pretty much anywhere in the world where they've heard of mobile phones, and several places where they haven't -- yep, even Bundarra -- and it should work as a basic phone and email client. The bad news, however, comes in what the Curve doesn't offer. There's no HSDPA. There's no GPS -- which the 8800 offered, albeit sans maps. There's no Wi-Fi. There is Bluetooth, including Bluetooth audio. The Curve offers microSD card compatibility, but annoyingly the slot is underneath the battery, which means you'll have to power it down each time you want to remove the card.
Naturally enough, being a BlackBerry, there's support for BlackBerry and POP3 email, along with some less business-centric applications such as media playback and the strangely hypnotic and yet still awful BrickBreaker game.