If you've ever felt your life to be sorely lacking in the vaguely-dragon-shaped-piece-of-bacon department, for just US$1000, your troubles can be over.
Oh boy, oh boy. We didn't even know how much we needed a small scrap of bacon from Arizona that is about the size of a CityRail ticket and shaped roughly like a dragon if you squint.
As per the description, in all its strangely punctuated glory:
I Present you The legendary "Bacon Dragon" Born in November 9, 2012 in Phoenix,AZ. One of a kind Formation, The Bacon has spoken! This Bacon Art has Not been treated with anything nor manipulated to its form. This is Perfect for your Dragon or Bacon collection!
To reiterate: the bacon has not been treated with anything.
The buy-it-now-only auction has, at the time of writing, 20 days left to go, but that's of no account to you. We're going to be snapping this bad baby up at any time now. Yep. Any time...
Now the only thing we have left to decide is whether to add it to our bacon collection or our dragon collection.
Editor's note: this article was written with a heavy dose of sarcasm. However, if you did actually purchase this item, may we also interest you in a piece of toast shaped like a pixel?