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• After You Read This! Read This!!
  Now that all of you are in such a quagmire over what to do I feel
  that my postulation has succeeded in its intended purpose. For
  those of you whom are undereducated, in a renewed effort of
  full disclosure I will proceed to use my verbose knowledge of the
  english language and poor grammar skills as I continue on my
  blog (besides big words make me feel special).
  Spending another night on the couch away from my hormonally
  imbalanced wife who was a bit perturbed of my questioning her
  purchasing of the Iphone. Though I debated her into believing
  that the new Palm OS and Folio would be worth our combined
  patience, she goes out and complicates the matter by
  purchasing a device that runs on closed standards. This whole
  identity issue was made even worse when she finally asked for
  my middle name while she was filling out her application for
  activation with AT&T. Though she claims it was done solely out
  of curiosity I believe she was actually involved in a post Apple
  store experience similar to that which only previously rivaled
  'the Kool-aid" incident at Jonestown. We have been married for
  some time now and my middle name was never an issue before,
  hence why should buying an electronic device make it into one.
  It would be a similar situation akin to having some randomly
  placed individual at the local Whole Foods ask me how much
  cash I have on hand before I enter the store or again before my
  items are tallied for purchase. Perhaps it would be better to pay
  him a bond before hand and then prove to him I can purchase
  my grocery items and collect that bond at another time to be
  determined. Or maybe a better relation would be if I had some
  horrible desease and could figure out some way to satitistically
  trivialze it, may have to ponder that as well.
  
  Where was I again, oh yes, the middle name. So next my wife
  proceeds to be upset when I respond 'I suppose you want my
  social security number too, or better yet my address or primary
  phone number.' Still reviewing within my mind to whether it was
  a tonal quality to my voice or her previously stated semi-cyclical
  hormonal imbalance that caused her to promptly storm out of
  the room, new Iphone in hand and call her best friend. The state
  of temporary personal sound dampening her "door slamming"
  incident caused prevented me from hearing what they were
  talking about (good thing for the concealed hidden and
  subversive monitoring system throughout our domicile which
  will be studied at a later date).
  
  Oh fiddlesticks, I must depart, will be busy texting on my Treo
  to my wife, who seems to no longer be using her old cellular and
  I have to review the keepstroke log to find her new number. In reply to: "Before you activate your iPhone, read this!"

  July 4, 2007

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