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by Splashes April 16, 2008 1:20 PM PDT: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . (deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA . . . (wipes tears of mirth from eyes) Un-be-frickin'-leivable. Can anyone imagine Apple producing such a cringe-inducing piece of video foolishness? What comes immediately to mind is that 1996 interview of Steve Jobs: "The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They have absolutely no taste. I don't mean that in a small way; I mean that in a big way." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upzKj-1HaKw Well, if nothing else, Microsoft is always good for a laugh.; Reply to this comment


by MATTAND April 16, 2008 2:17 PM PDT: A part of me has quietly died... The reader comments were priceless, however.; Reply to this comment


by IronicMoth April 16, 2008 2:59 PM PDT: I am still in shock, to be honest. @MATTAND: I know what you mean, I am forever traumatized by this experience.; Reply to this comment


by monkyhead April 16, 2008 3:29 PM PDT: The irony is... there is no irony.; Reply to this comment


by Yodarick April 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT: and it goes on for three minutes mercy, mercy, please........... "the MicroSoft Sales team rocks" I think this is on the rocks like a ship wreck, remember the Titanic? but then it does kind of explain the product and why no one wants it.; Reply to this comment


by Locke_Cole April 17, 2008 4:19 AM PDT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swFlU-FKg30 This one is worse. It's even worse than the MS-DOS 5 Rap.; Reply to this comment


by Foulone April 17, 2008 9:16 AM PDT: So is this video the new *roll. Noooooo!!!!!. I have be MicroRolled or MSrolled or SoftRolled. Oh I give up....; Reply to this comment


by Sigivald April 17, 2008 12:06 PM PDT: Those reader comments were priceless... pricelessly stupid. I've seen other MS internal video; they deliberately do cheesy. It's a joke. That people assume "omg itz from MS it muzt be SERIOUSES and for real ADVERTIZINGZ!" is their own damned problem. (As I see Gizmodo has noted since the first publication: "UPDATE: The video is an internal spoof, an insider confirms." Told you.); Reply to this comment


by b1ip April 18, 2008 8:27 AM PDT: Dude, it's clearly an internal video, it's meant to be funny. Ha ha. Funny, you know, chortle, funny. But.... it isn't, it's so cringeworthy I can see Uncle Cringe wimpering in the corner. Yes, those are real tears of cringe.; Reply to this comment


by Macalope April 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT: Hey, the Macalope saw the one they did on "If Microsoft had designed the iPod package" and that was *awesome*. This is just awful. It was obviously a spoof but it was not funny as a spoof. It's not funny under any pretext or no matter how much nitrous you've had.; Reply to this comment

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