"Take that, you filthy, hairy, perverted, skirted womanizer!" he said, firing his Kalashnikov straight at his opponent's cassock.
"I'm not going to put up with that sort of Philistine rhetoric, you dwarfish, topless, hairless, Godless little freak!" counters his rival, as he turns a hair from his "zombified" beard into a poison dart.
This, in my head, is the sort of exchange that you might expect in what might (or might not) be the greatest video game to be released in 2013.
This is a game you may never have thought you wanted, but once you hear about it, you know you'll never be able to live without it.
For the game is called You Don't Mess With Putin, and it means exactly what it says. … Read more