8:52 p.m. tonight: Your best chance this year of an online date
You know I care about you, don't you?
Sometimes it might not seem it because I make jokes about your favorite brand, religion, or Justin Bieber. But I want you to be happy. I don't like the thought of you sitting all alone in front of your computer, wishing that somebody would just put their arms around you and tell you they love you.
So I need you to know that tonight's the night when your life is most likely to change -- at least if you're single, or merely in a miserable relationship that's heading for hell's flaming gates.
Tonight at 8:52 p.m. is your best chance to get an online date -- yes, all year. … Read more