"It isn't choo-choo. OK, punk?"
These were the pained, spittle-emitting words of the elders in Chattanooga, Tenn., on seeing "Iron Man 3."
Well, they weren't the exact words, but these that I've selected seem to accurately express the Chattanooga sentiment on witnessing Robert Downey Jr. become frustrated at the city's allegedly slow Internet service in the movie.
I have before me a missive from the city's representatives demanding a Google Hangout with Downey Jr., the producers, the directors, and anyone who claims to have been involved in creating such a horrid … Read more