Look, I've got weaknesses, OK?
I have an unbalanced sympathy for the vertically challenged, the dimpled, and the low-voiced.
And then there's my e-mail inbox. I allow e-mails from a multitude of companies to fester there like septic acne. I don't know why I let them stay there. It's like that college friend who says he'd like to stay for a few days and, three months later, he wants to remind you that you've run out of his favorite Frosties.
Once in awhile, I'll whip down the page and click on "unsubscribe&… Read more