Cell phones are more interesting than people.
They're smarter. They're much quicker on the uptake. And, unlike people, they're far more interactive.
This is because, most of the time, people have their noses pointed toward their cell phones.
Some very sharp minds at Baylor's Hankamer School of Business have researched young people's obsession with their cell phones and declared that the sane development of our youth is being threatened by these gadgets.