aprons

I cook a lot, and I've recently discovered the joy of aprons. Do you know about this invention? Did you know aprons cover your clothes so they don't get dirty while you're cooking and cleaning in the kitchen? I managed to go through many of my 33 years on this planet without realizing this.

But even after I discovered the existence of the apron, I wasn't always willing to wear one, instead using my outfit as a catchall for spills, jar opening, utensil drying, and so on.

Part of the problem is that I didn't … Read more

Inside all of us, there lives an inner creep just itching to get out and secretly take photos of unsuspecting members of the opposite sex. The secret book camera, offered here by Keith Carollo and Chris Bick of Fred Flare, definitely confirms that theory. The camera uses inexpensive 110 film and is the perfect size to stick in your backpack or Miley Cyrus-approved clutch purse.

You know what this camera reminds me of? That one scene in Troop Beverly Hills where shevillain Velda Plendor hides a camera inside the Girl Scouts book so Herman can spy on the tragically affluent Girl Scouts of Beverly Hills. Wait, what? You're not as self-deprecating as I am? OK, well I loved TBH and now I can finally live out my cinematic fantasies. Never mind that it's seafoam green and made to look like an antique toy for children--I just so happen to have $55 burning a hole in my apron. Patches?! We don't need no stinkin' patches!

Check out more pictures of the camera after the jump.… Read more