Sleep hasn't come easy to me lately.
Not since Canada's former defense minister explained that aliens won't give us their best tech because we're such nasty, bellicose people.
Apparently, the aliens are waiting for us to put down our nuclear weapons and ask them nicely for help. (Why they can't just neutralize us with their superior tech, I don't know.)
But now I hear they've just paid us another visit. Perhaps.… Read more