It's always troubling when a salesman looks into the future and tells me that I'm going to love something.
How can he possibly know? It makes me feel so terribly obvious, devoid of secrets and subtlety.
Oddly, Apple has decided to use the opportunity of this weekend to tell me why I'm going to love the iPad.
How does Apple know I don't? Perhaps I dated it for a while and decided it was too short or too demanding or just too beautiful for me?