Workplace

10 tips on doing nothing at work

It's not that Blogma advocates subversion in the workplace or anything, honest. We just want to help our readers keep their bosses and co-workers on their toes.

With that in mind, we offer these 10 tips on how to get away with doing nothing at work. The pointers are apparently meant as satire, but we think they could be pretty effective--if we were so inclined to try them, which of course would be wrong.

Originally posted at News Blog

By Mike Yamamoto

The world's best cardboard office

Let this be a warning to everyone on summer vacation: If you have any pranksters in your office, this could happen to you too. According to this post, some guy named Mike returned to work after a few days to find things pretty much the same--except that his entire workstation was covered in cardboard, right down to the phone, computer screens, picture frames and pencil holder.

The office gremlins even added some touches of their own, such as a mini-fridge and "flagrant system error" warnings scrawled across one of the cardboard LCD screens. But you really must view … Read more

Lefty men make more money

A paper by the National Bureau of Economic Research in Cambridge, Mass., found that left-handed college-educated men made 15 percent more than their right-handed counterparts did. Among females, however, there was no difference.

The study (click here for abstract) had intended to prove that a person's handedness is related to their earnings. The initial theory was that left-handers might have more difficulty in lines of work that require operating machinery, which is often built with right-handed people in mind. It also surmised that left-handed men--who some studies have shown dominate the fields of architecture, math, art and music--choose to … Read more

Service aims to make you more popular

We're not sure whether to admire this as an innovative idea or get depressed over the commentary it makes on society.

For those who want to appear in high social demand, The Popularity Dialer will call your number and initiate a recording designed to elicit a phony dialogue. "Thus, you will be prompted to have a fake conversation and will easily fool those around you," according to the service's site.

We do concede that there are perhaps other, more justifiable uses for The Popularity Dialer--such as getting out of a boring meeting.

Dell laptop called 'flamethrower'

It all began a little over a month ago when The Inquirer published an article with some startling photos purportedly showing a Dell notebook exploding at a conference in Japan. Then last week, Reg Hardware reported that another Dell laptop went up in flames, causing an office evacuation.

But the latest report comes from Australia, where the Sydney Morning Herald ran an article yesterday titled "Dell laptop became a flamethrower" that chronicled an inflammatory incident in Singapore last November. If this keeps up, the people assigned to Dell's image campaign may be working overtime for awhile.

Why we have trouble concentrating

If you find yourself drifting off during staff meetings or school lectures, you're in good company: Loss of concentration, at one time or another, is a simple fact of life. So much so, in fact, that researchers at the University of Kent have posted a primer on concentration--and the lack thereof--along with some mental and physical tips for staying focused.

Wiki helps you plug in at airports

Wikis may face an uncertain future where profits are concerned, but by no means does that cast doubt on their usefulness. Case in point: Jeff Sandquist's AirPower Wiki.

Until battery issues are resolved--and until airline schedules become more reliable, if that's possible--practically everyone will likely find a need for such a wiki at some point to plug in the laptops and various devices that run our lives. So it may behoove all of us to contribute to the collaborative resource, which has just gotten off the ground. (Apologies for the pun.)

The AirPower Wiki is also a … Read more

Wikis vs. Microsoft Office

As much as we love the concept behind wikis, we've often wondered how they will fare when they grow from adolescence to adulthood. (Translation: Can they make money?)

It's not that that we're obsessed with greenbacks, but we've been down this road before and tend to be a tad skeptical when people say "trust me." And other than advertising, we've yet to see an obvious business strategy for the wiki world.

JotSpot CEO Joe Kraus is hoping to change all that with the second version his 2-year-old company's hosted software. Kraus too … Read more

Can 'crowdsourcing' be slave labor?

By design or by accident, the idea of asking consumers to create ads and design products has already become an accepted practice. The phenomon's immediate adoption is even more remarkable considering that it has taken place in an ossified industry.

Just yesterday, for example, Yahoo launched a campaign urging the public to submit ads featuring its redesigned home page. Other companies have asked customers to design their own products, some of which are even being tracked on blogs dedicated specifically to the trend.

These initiatives typically tout the importance of companies creating new interactive relationships with their consumers in … Read more