When I think of humor, I think of Eric Schmidt.
No, no. I'm not trying to be funny. He is. He said so once to Stephen Colbert.
So it is as surprising to me as eyebrow tremors on a first date that Google has been granted a patent to make you funnier.
Laugh all you like, but US Patent 8621366 makes Google the sole repository for turning your lifeless Facebook updates into a vivid comic strip.