You've been feeling a little neglected lately, haven't you?
You've been thinking your lover doesn't care. It's been too much of the same old-same old. And it's made you look around.
You admit to having dark thoughts. Like, you know, having an affair or even leaving.
This thing has been going on for some time and now people are beginning to look at you with pinched faces and pitying eyes.
So think of this as your lover saying: "I'm sexy. Really. Yes, this is me."
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