The constant hiccups will madden the sanest. In the end, though, America is being promised that HealthCare.gov will lead a healthy and happy life.
After all, once Google's genetically engineered doctors get involved, you're going to be fine.
Meanwhile, the bedside humor runs rampant. First, "Saturday Night Live" couldn't help but suggest that the Obamacare site was built only to accommodate six people at a time. (Some documents indicate the number wasn't entirely inaccurate.)