Play that funky music, white toy.
That little white headphone jack is fine for private listening, but the jams on your jam-packed 'Pod just can't be properly kicked out by earbuds. Let your friends enjoy your musical taste and save cash on a DJ by setting the white wonder on Shuffle and turning up the volume.
Fill the empty air.
Sometimes it's best to have music as just background, tinkling away as a soundtrack to doing the dishes, working out, cleaning the catbox, or watching MTV on mute. A speaker-sportin' iPod can fill a work or play room with inoffensive jingles or real music.
Discs, be gone forever!
With an iPod in your home-stereo system you can finally ditch the CDs, records, and tapes, not to mention their requisite players cluttering your life. Sure, you'll trade some sound quality, but isn't that a small price to pay for gleaming white convenience?